I spent 2 months and $100 planning this
"You are over encumbered and cannot run."
"If I ever figure out how to cast spells by punching, I won’t need you either."
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
this is america’s new spy satellite that went up over the weekend
lmao holy fuck
ah, america finally embraces the cartoon villain aesthetic to match its unashamedly evil foreign policies since forever
I read about this yesterday and I’m just. literally nothing surprises me anymore
Preliminary logo for the satelite:
…I like how everyone who talks about this seems to forget what DARPA’s IA program logo is:
Not to mention how freakin’ nuts some of the past NROL logos have been:
on the real tho, America is a fucking cartoon supervillain without a doubt.
I love mission patches so much
Oh hey, here’s some of the more actually rad and less silly NROL patches, for those too lazy to click the link.
…DoD/DNI folks are kinda scary intense, fyi.